You’ve stumbled onto a website with a grand total of zero monthly active users, and that’s exactly how I like it. This site is entirely unpromoted and exists purely because I wanted a bright, colorful sandbox to dump my brain into. Feel free to poke around my latest hyperfixations, read my unvetted musings, or look at things I built out back.
I make things purely for the joy of making them and this is to give myself a directory to find them later.
No one asked for my opinion, but maybe you’d like to read it anyway.
Hey, hi, hello there! Does anyone else watch Ryan George? That intro is stuck in my head. This is my...
A highly biased, completely unsponsored collection of my favorite games, companies, and charities.
Games are entirely subjective, but you might find something new to play here.
I am not sponsored by any of these products, I just genuinely use and love them.
A quick shout-out to the rare companies using their profits for actual good.
If you ever have extra money to throw at a non-profit, I believe these causes are worth it.
If reviews are on a website that the company maintains, they are fake or monitored.
ME LOVE THIS WEBSITE! At first, me confused because 'web' usually mean spider, and spider not taste good. But then me click around. Design so clean! Formatting so crisp! Me look everywhere for hidden cookie or secret baking blog, but even without chocolate chips, this site is 10 out of 10. Highly recommend, even if not edible. Nom nom nom nom!
I was just tellin' Rimshot the other day, I said, 'Rimshot, what this modern information super-highway needs is a localized digital portal of absolute excellence.' And lo and behold, Vern, here it is! The graphics are sharp as a tack, the layout is slicker than a greased linoleum floor, and it didn't even crash my dial-up! If this website was a truck, it’d have chrome mudflaps and a custom horn. Knowhutimean, Vern?
I love lamp.
Nope. I asked them all to myself and answered them myself. You're welcome!
Ohh, that is a tough question. Coming right out of the gate with the hard ones! I really love Mothman and also adore Bigfoot. It's a hard choice, but I'm going to have to go with Mothman.
Look, I legally cannot answer that. But if you see me outside putting unsalted peanuts on a specific platform, just know that they have eyes everywhere and a very complex social hierarchy. I am merely a humble servant to the avian overlords.
You are a glitch in the matrix. An anomaly. A beautiful internet ghost who wandered past the front door and scrolled all the way down here to see Jupiter the galaxy cat's börthole. Welcome.
Because finishing things requires an attention span that lasts longer than a few days.
Sir, this is a blog. Just some notes from the yard that remain proudly unfiltered, unmonetized, and completely unoptimized for search engines. Hand-crafted for an audience of one (me), but you’re welcome to look around.
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